Christopher Nemeth, actually.  

Product Experience Designers strive to make it easy, so that's what I'll do, here, starting with some nerdy tropes...

What’s a UX Paladin?

You have Users you need Championed. I do that.

What’s a Product Ranger?

You’ve got Products that need to be discovered, innovated, and implemented. I do that.

Why’s having a '“Lawful Good” alignment important?

The best way to get something done isn’t to bark orders at others; it’s to collaborate and invigorate a team, inspiring them to use all the intelligence and experience they have to contribute their part to the whole of the solution. I do my best to do that.

And…

If you're looking for someone to work up complex interactions with wireframes : I do that.

If you're looking for someone to help create visual and interactive design patterns : I do that.

If you're looking for someone to help overcome the big challenges, help create the big ideas, and find the possibilities within the limitations from a Product Vision standpoint : I do that. 

My experience as a OOUX Practitioner, Product Owner, User Centered Interaction and Visual Designer covers the spectrum of software design, websites, print advertising, promotional and marketing design, interactive design including multimedia components, illustration, sound design and team lead / art directing. 

Throw in Design Team Leading, co-leading with Dev Managers and Business Product Managers, fast and efficient production skills, copywriting…thats a lot of stuff within my over 20 years of experience, right?

Oh, and my client-skills (both internal and external) are personable and professional, and I work well leading a team, being part of a design team, or, just on my own, banging out creative ideas because someone has to think fast, work smart, and make great design decisions.  

If you wanna know more, you can download my portfolio.

Or if you wanna chat, gimme a shout.